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Post by 2mb - Innocent Kid on Nov 30, 2004 22:34:48 GMT 5
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Post by TheBeast on Dec 2, 2004 8:40:36 GMT 5
;D
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Post by miracle on Dec 4, 2004 13:43:41 GMT 5
hahaha... poor blonde ;D
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Post by 2mb - Innocent Kid on Dec 4, 2004 13:52:21 GMT 5
timi nai ta ho ni.... birseko
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Post by TheBeast on Dec 7, 2004 17:25:43 GMT 5
timi nai ta ho ni.... birseko hahaha
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