Post by 2mb - Innocent Kid on Nov 30, 2004 22:27:38 GMT 5
Hum : Kya tumhaare paas ki seat khaali hai
Tum : Haan....Aur agar tum uspar baitthe ho toh meri seat bhi khaali ho jaayegi.
Tum : Batao na... who's your best friend?
Hum : My best friend...... is my dog!
Tum : UFF! now i know why they say men are known by the friends they keep
Tum : Pata hai... jab bhi baarish aati hai, tum yaad aate ho... jab bhi toofan aata hai, tum yaad aate ho..
Hum :
Tum : Jab bhi baadal aate hain, tum yaad aate ho...Jab bhi bijli chamakti hai, tum yaad aate ho...
Hum :
Tum : Ab to mera umbrella lauta do
Hum :
Hum : Is duniya mein pehle ladke aaya ya ladkiyan?
Tum : Hmmmmmm.... Ladki
Hum : You see... Bhagwan ne bhi pehle humeing banaaya!
Tum : Haan..... kyonki! masterpeice se pehle hamesha rough draft banana padta hai na!
Hum : You know why haven't women landed on the moon?
Tum : why?
Hum : coz there's no shopping yet!
Tum : Arz kiya hai.... suraj bana to baadal bane...
Hum : wah wah!
Tum : Chand bana to taare bane...
Hum : Husna bana to deewaane bane...
Tum : Kuch to hai baat aap meing, yun hi to nahin paaTum khaane bane
Hum :
Tum : Cough! cough!
Hum : oh! not feeling well? tumhare Tume ke liya kuch laaon kya?
Tum : Haan... Ek heeron ka haar le aao..
Hum :
Hum : Tum, I'd love to take you out for a candle light dinner....to the best place in town... we'd order the best food.
Tum :
Hum : I'd shower you with compliments.. and when the lights dim.. i'd utter those 3 magic words..
Tum : which are...
Hum : Pay the bill!!!
Tum :
Hum : Meri tasveer? tumhaare room mein? mujhe itna pasand karit ho kya?
Tum : Actually... Jab bhi koi problem hoti hai toh main tumhaari tasveer ko dekhti hoon aur meri saari problem durr ho jaati hai
Hum : Really? How sweet
Tum : Tumhaari tasveer ko dekhkar sochti hoon ki isse badi problem kya ho sakti hai
Hum :
Hum: whenever i was sad, you were with me... when i lost the cricket match, you were with me..
Tum :
Hum : When i broke my leg, you were with me.. when i failed my exms, you were with me.
Tum :
Hum : you bring such bad luck to me!!!
Tum :
Tum : Hum, why don't you play cricket with amit anymore?
Hum : Would you like to play with someone who cheats, fights and insists on batting all the time?
Tum : Offcoruse not?
Hum : Neither would amit!!!
Hum : Where do you want to go on your birthday?
Tum : Somewhere I have never been
Hum : How about the kitchen?
Tum :
Tum : Hum, I have written this shaayari especially for you...
Hum : oh really how sweet
Tum : I see your face when i am dreaming........
I see your face when i am dreaming........that's why i always wake up screaming!
Tum : Hum, kya tumne kabhi radio mein gaane ka socha hai?
Hum : Kyon, kya main itna achha gaata hoon?
Tum : woh to pata nahin, par kam se kam main radio off to kar sakti hoon!
Tum : Haan....Aur agar tum uspar baitthe ho toh meri seat bhi khaali ho jaayegi.
Tum : Batao na... who's your best friend?
Hum : My best friend...... is my dog!
Tum : UFF! now i know why they say men are known by the friends they keep
Tum : Pata hai... jab bhi baarish aati hai, tum yaad aate ho... jab bhi toofan aata hai, tum yaad aate ho..
Hum :
Tum : Jab bhi baadal aate hain, tum yaad aate ho...Jab bhi bijli chamakti hai, tum yaad aate ho...
Hum :
Tum : Ab to mera umbrella lauta do
Hum :
Hum : Is duniya mein pehle ladke aaya ya ladkiyan?
Tum : Hmmmmmm.... Ladki
Hum : You see... Bhagwan ne bhi pehle humeing banaaya!
Tum : Haan..... kyonki! masterpeice se pehle hamesha rough draft banana padta hai na!
Hum : You know why haven't women landed on the moon?
Tum : why?
Hum : coz there's no shopping yet!
Tum : Arz kiya hai.... suraj bana to baadal bane...
Hum : wah wah!
Tum : Chand bana to taare bane...
Hum : Husna bana to deewaane bane...
Tum : Kuch to hai baat aap meing, yun hi to nahin paaTum khaane bane
Hum :
Tum : Cough! cough!
Hum : oh! not feeling well? tumhare Tume ke liya kuch laaon kya?
Tum : Haan... Ek heeron ka haar le aao..
Hum :
Hum : Tum, I'd love to take you out for a candle light dinner....to the best place in town... we'd order the best food.
Tum :
Hum : I'd shower you with compliments.. and when the lights dim.. i'd utter those 3 magic words..
Tum : which are...
Hum : Pay the bill!!!
Tum :
Hum : Meri tasveer? tumhaare room mein? mujhe itna pasand karit ho kya?
Tum : Actually... Jab bhi koi problem hoti hai toh main tumhaari tasveer ko dekhti hoon aur meri saari problem durr ho jaati hai
Hum : Really? How sweet
Tum : Tumhaari tasveer ko dekhkar sochti hoon ki isse badi problem kya ho sakti hai
Hum :
Hum: whenever i was sad, you were with me... when i lost the cricket match, you were with me..
Tum :
Hum : When i broke my leg, you were with me.. when i failed my exms, you were with me.
Tum :
Hum : you bring such bad luck to me!!!
Tum :
Tum : Hum, why don't you play cricket with amit anymore?
Hum : Would you like to play with someone who cheats, fights and insists on batting all the time?
Tum : Offcoruse not?
Hum : Neither would amit!!!
Hum : Where do you want to go on your birthday?
Tum : Somewhere I have never been
Hum : How about the kitchen?
Tum :
Tum : Hum, I have written this shaayari especially for you...
Hum : oh really how sweet
Tum : I see your face when i am dreaming........
I see your face when i am dreaming........that's why i always wake up screaming!
Tum : Hum, kya tumne kabhi radio mein gaane ka socha hai?
Hum : Kyon, kya main itna achha gaata hoon?
Tum : woh to pata nahin, par kam se kam main radio off to kar sakti hoon!